Sakdinab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane crane.

Sakdinab created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdinab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sakdinab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sakdinab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sakdinab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not eat strawberries.