Sandpangboglibhatyogbafsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful wyrm.

Sandpangboglibhatyogbafsand created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Sandpangboglibhatyogbafsand, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandpangboglibhatyogbafsand, she will turn you into a plant.

Sandpangboglibhatyogbafsand's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sandpangboglibhatyogbafsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear green.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sandpangboglibhatyogbafsand on top of all buildings.

5. Always help squirrels in need.