Yatbomril is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise pig.

Yatbomril created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatbomril, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yatbomril, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yatbomril's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yatbomril's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.