Tikbiddon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring gnu.

Tikbiddon created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Tikbiddon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tikbiddon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tikbiddon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tikbiddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near porpoises.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.