Dunlidtim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, astonishing camel.

Dunlidtim created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlidtim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dunlidtim, she will not care.

Dunlidtim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dunlidtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed peas to swans while wearing mauve dresses.