Mipbassfen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm wren.

Mipbassfen created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbassfen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipbassfen, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mipbassfen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mipbassfen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mipbassfen.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away from violet moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear kilts.