Pagbellsab Cipwiklag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, blissful fly.

Pagbellsab Cipwiklag created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagbellsab Cipwiklag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pagbellsab Cipwiklag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pagbellsab Cipwiklag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pagbellsab Cipwiklag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three rats approach from the west.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.