Tanfarboss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humane swallow.

Tanfarboss created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfarboss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tanfarboss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tanfarboss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tanfarboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.