Benlarpbum is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent cobra.

Benlarpbum created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Benlarpbum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Benlarpbum, it will turn you into a goat.

Benlarpbum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Benlarpbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide if five cats approach from the west.

5. Never write about planets.