Dibrillgigbus is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, amazing hydra.

Dibrillgigbus created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibrillgigbus, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dibrillgigbus, it will manifest in front of you.

Dibrillgigbus' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dibrillgigbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always look after injured frogs.