Orthimyam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witless squirrel.

Orthimyam created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Orthimyam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Orthimyam, she will come to you in dreams.

Orthimyam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Orthimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Do not shave your face.