Wapwipdog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable donkey.

Wapwipdog created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wapwipdog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wapwipdog, it will cry a lot.

Wapwipdog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wapwipdog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat lentils.