Tapyokcib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent dragon.

Tapyokcib created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tapyokcib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tapyokcib, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tapyokcib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tapyokcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face indigo.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.