Figruttcundibgunquafqueegkip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient raven.

Figruttcundibgunquafqueegkip created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Figruttcundibgunquafqueegkip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Figruttcundibgunquafqueegkip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Figruttcundibgunquafqueegkip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Figruttcundibgunquafqueegkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.