Nurlligkinsakappiggum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing mongoose.

Nurlligkinsakappiggum created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlligkinsakappiggum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurlligkinsakappiggum, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurlligkinsakappiggum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nurlligkinsakappiggum's Holy Commandments

1. Nurlligkinsakappiggum must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.