Narvegmifpomhabjap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart mink.

Narvegmifpomhabjap created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narvegmifpomhabjap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narvegmifpomhabjap, he will send you a sign.

Narvegmifpomhabjap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Narvegmifpomhabjap's Holy Commandments

1. Narvegmifpomhabjap loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. You must pray to Narvegmifpomhabjap four times a day.