Cemnatpagyambadparkgut is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, quiet
raven.
Cemnatpagyambadparkgut created a quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cemnatpagyambadparkgut, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cemnatpagyambadparkgut, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Cemnatpagyambadparkgut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Cemnatpagyambadparkgut's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not shave your back.
3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.
4. Never hurt birds.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.