Nulcanstiptal is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable beaver.

Nulcanstiptal created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulcanstiptal, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulcanstiptal, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nulcanstiptal's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nulcanstiptal's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Nulcanstiptal loves frogs, so they must be respected.