Henpongon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody centaur.

Henpongon created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henpongon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Henpongon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Henpongon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Henpongon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide if nine mites approach from the south.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.