Teenfidjan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous mongoose.

Teenfidjan created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenfidjan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teenfidjan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Teenfidjan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Teenfidjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Erect eight gold sculptures of Teenfidjan on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.