Gigsigfom Himrillmum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish spider.

Gigsigfom Himrillmum created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigsigfom Himrillmum, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gigsigfom Himrillmum, he will turn you into a duck.

Gigsigfom Himrillmum's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gigsigfom Himrillmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never bounce in holy places.