Besttingod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, proud fly.

Besttingod created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besttingod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Besttingod, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Besttingod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Besttingod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. You must pray to Besttingod seven times a day.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.