Bitcussabgilnarfomveen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless bear.

Bitcussabgilnarfomveen created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitcussabgilnarfomveen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bitcussabgilnarfomveen, it will not invite you to parties.

Bitcussabgilnarfomveen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bitcussabgilnarfomveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bitcussabgilnarfomveen.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.