Yatwadcud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable wyvern.

Yatwadcud created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yatwadcud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yatwadcud, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yatwadcud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yatwadcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of whales.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not chop down trees.