Zigjadwat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, capable yak.

Zigjadwat created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigjadwat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zigjadwat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zigjadwat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zigjadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zigjadwat.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.