Lopvadbell Wodlistbem Fobsafmin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise faun.

Lopvadbell Wodlistbem Fobsafmin created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lopvadbell Wodlistbem Fobsafmin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lopvadbell Wodlistbem Fobsafmin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lopvadbell Wodlistbem Fobsafmin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lopvadbell Wodlistbem Fobsafmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never feed apples to aardvarks while wearing pink trousers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.