Renfabflig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, kind wombat.

Renfabflig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renfabflig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Renfabflig, it will turn you into a plant.

Renfabflig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Renfabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into orange rooms.