Habratlin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical toad.

Habratlin created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Habratlin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Habratlin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Habratlin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Habratlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about stars.