Litflowbass is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive octopus.

Litflowbass created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litflowbass, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Litflowbass, he will ignore you.

Litflowbass' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Litflowbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
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