Paksasbog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered zebra.

Paksasbog created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paksasbog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Paksasbog, it will manifest in front of you.

Paksasbog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Paksasbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Paksasbog.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Paksasbog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.