Pagfemcetflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet wyvern.

Pagfemcetflig created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfemcetflig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagfemcetflig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pagfemcetflig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pagfemcetflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Worship no other gods but Pagfemcetflig.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.