Fetyogxuc is a god.
He takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring
parrot.
Fetyogxuc created life five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fetyogxuc, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Fetyogxuc, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Fetyogxuc's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Fetyogxuc's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Fetyogxuc.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never look at comets.
5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.