Rengodhak Tamlagflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing mole.

Rengodhak Tamlagflam created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengodhak Tamlagflam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rengodhak Tamlagflam, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rengodhak Tamlagflam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rengodhak Tamlagflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.