Rillwodfud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage whale.

Rillwodfud created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwodfud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillwodfud, he will curse you with boils.

Rillwodfud's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rillwodfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not take Rillwodfud's name in vain.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.