Tabsaglarp is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident gnu.

Tabsaglarp created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsaglarp, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tabsaglarp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tabsaglarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tabsaglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away if five otters approach from the west.

5. Respect your elders.