Gupquafrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured mouse.

Gupquafrag created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupquafrag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupquafrag, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gupquafrag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gupquafrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Gupquafrag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Always help turtles.
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