Larpvennak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome salamander.

Larpvennak created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larpvennak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larpvennak, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpvennak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Larpvennak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if three gulls approach from the north.