Budmantailgiltapjonyartvan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous tapir.

Budmantailgiltapjonyartvan created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Budmantailgiltapjonyartvan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budmantailgiltapjonyartvan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Budmantailgiltapjonyartvan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Budmantailgiltapjonyartvan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.