Podlipfob is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast guinea pig.

Podlipfob created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podlipfob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podlipfob, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Podlipfob's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Podlipfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podlipfob.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.