Nutsuglen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful wolf.

Nutsuglen created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutsuglen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nutsuglen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nutsuglen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nutsuglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.