Popfaspog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless jaguar.

Popfaspog created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Popfaspog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Popfaspog, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Popfaspog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Popfaspog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear red tights.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.

5. Do not hurt otters.