Farnbinhab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud hyena.

Farnbinhab created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnbinhab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farnbinhab, it will turn you into a slug.

Farnbinhab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Farnbinhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.