Sandabhun is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying
walrus.
Sandabhun created matter eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandabhun, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Sandabhun, it will be mildly annoyed.
Sandabhun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Sandabhun's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured gulls.
2. Always help sheep.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not speak about peas.
5. Never think about black holes.