Jiplanbin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, smart duck.

Jiplanbin created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiplanbin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jiplanbin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Jiplanbin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jiplanbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.
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