Dobbedpad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise skunk.

Dobbedpad created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbedpad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dobbedpad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dobbedpad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dobbedpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help doves.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never jump in the presence of voles.