Lenartnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical seal.

Lenartnutt created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenartnutt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lenartnutt, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lenartnutt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lenartnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Hide if five dolphins approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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