Veddubhigligcimbafbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous turtle.

Veddubhigligcimbafbug created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veddubhigligcimbafbug, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Veddubhigligcimbafbug, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Veddubhigligcimbafbug's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Veddubhigligcimbafbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veddubhigligcimbafbug.