Veddubhigligcimbafbug is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous
turtle.
Veddubhigligcimbafbug created an atom three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veddubhigligcimbafbug, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Veddubhigligcimbafbug, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Veddubhigligcimbafbug's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Veddubhigligcimbafbug's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Feed all hungry frogs.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veddubhigligcimbafbug.