Cunbifgat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthinking capybara.

Cunbifgat created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunbifgat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cunbifgat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cunbifgat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cunbifgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.