Cunbifgat is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, unthinking
capybara.
Cunbifgat created silver three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cunbifgat, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cunbifgat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Cunbifgat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Cunbifgat's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Do not eat melons.
5. Do not speak about coconuts.