Spaghamaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind chinchilla.

Spaghamaf created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Spaghamaf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Spaghamaf, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Spaghamaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Spaghamaf's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide if three hamsters approach from the south.

3. Spaghamaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Spaghamaf loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help pigs.