Hivjopxin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise camel.

Hivjopxin created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivjopxin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivjopxin, she will be very unhappy.

Hivjopxin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hivjopxin's Holy Commandments

1. Hivjopxin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.